ScarabFests

Every year some poor, unsuspecting, and mentally imbalanced Scarab hosts a massive real-life party spanning upwards of one full week where Scarabs from all across the country (and even internationally) come together to play games, consume all manner of intoxicating beverages, and have a good time.  ScarabFests have become the stuff of legend, their coming is foretold by mystics in the mountains of Nepal, and their consequences will be felt by our children's children's children.